Here's a 3-step guide on how to speak French.

You are Mr. B. You are in a 6-line conversation with a waitress.

Waitress: Un Café? (Coffee?)
Mr. B: Oooo-oui. (Yes.)
Waitress: Un sucre? (Sugar?)
Mr. B: Nnnn-non. (Nope.)
Waitress: You speak very good French! (Does that really need a translation?)
Mr. B: Grâçïás. (Thank you in Spanish but this has more "accents")