Lol. Faris made a revelation. I shall retell the story so everyone doesn't suddenly die of heart attack. His dad brought home a black bag. In it (or on it, I dunno) were written the words "Yellow Pages". Faris opened the bag and took out the books. He thumbed through them for a while and made the revelation-the yellow pages were white!!!

Conclusion: When Yellow Pages (whose pages are, of course, supposed to be yellow) have white pages, its the end of the world. Not untrue though, 7 earth quakes today, 2 in Alaska, 2 off Indonesia the rest dunno where.