Sorry Yudder, I just like my font in small size cause its cool (: Naw I doubt you're getting old (: Don't worry la! Oh and I saw Elsie today and she told me Erinn went home and went to the extent of something like "do you miss her". Hmph. Well of course I do miss her la, I mean, your good friend leaves for good till 4 years later? Man, she only left like 2 days but I feel empty liao. Must talk to other peeps!!! Then Elsie asked if I went to see Erinn off. Please la I have never seen anyone off except maybe my dad? Pffft. Well Sam did tell me to go see Erinn off, but I guess I'm not free, or I wasn't, rather. And I should just stop using facebook, its so unreal, insincere and everything and people just come and insult me on it. But of course they're hiding behind the safety of their computer screens. Hmph. Anyway, Here's our finale skit script (:

SCRIPT

Guanlin: Eh guys so what happened at OBS?
Pingyen: Oh OBS ah? Very funny one. When we reached there…
All four turn to look at Stage Left.
Enter Zac Wang Kwan Yoda Shien. Shien Wang Kwan Yoda are walking along.
Zac: Come on gentlemen, Move along, please stay clear of the yellow lines, MRT is coming, next stop, Ubin! Please queue up in pairs not apples or oranges!

Wendy: Also on the first day, we did belaying…

All turn to look at stage left. Enter Zac and Wang Kwan.
Zac (in a low voice): Am I on belay?
Wang Kwan (tugs at a rope): no you are not.
Zac (In a high voice, squeaks): That’s me.
Zac: squeeze check!
Wang Kwan: Check! Pull Check!
Zac (in a high voice): Check!
Wang Kwan: fall on harness.
Zac: falling…
Wang Kwan (winces in pain): Ouch.

Haozee: we learnt to do capsize drill also, but the seawater we capsize in very dirty, so…

Wang Kwan Zac and Yoda: wah, that cold shower in the drain very shiok man!!!
Shien (walks in): Eh! You guys stink! Shower already anot?!!
Zac: yah what we bath in drain lor what to do!
Shien: I went to the med centre and got a HOT shower!!!
Wang Kwan Zac and yoda: Eh you know we all love you very much right, come give us a hug la!

Pingyen: then when we finish our kayaking sea expedition…

Zac: gentlemen, You all completed your sea expedition, congratulations. You all have done a very good job, and covered roughly 16, 17 kilometres. But owing to the facts that so many of you capsized, dropped you map and compass, and because your sea ex leaders led you all in circles around pulau ubin and from change to pasir ris, you travelled about… (takes out calculator)… 185 km. Wah, your OBS shirt the theme, quite accurate ah.
Zac: okay now its time for dinner, I want everybody to take out your dry rations.
Yoda and Shien: where got dry rations sir?
Wang Kwan (squeezing water from his shirt): sir what is dry?

Wendy: then we saw a sign board that said OBS property, no trespassing, guard dog on patrol…

Yoda: Eh we better be careful mann! There got one sign say: guard dog on patrol leh!!!
Zac: guard dog? OH!! Is it that one we saw that day? The one that see us only then run away and peeing between its legs that one?

Haozee: you remember that time we do powder bath? With…(pause) Prickly heat?

All four, WK Zac yoda and shien, all start jumping about, holding somewhere near the crotch and shouting: OWWWW AHHH it BUUUUURRRRNNNSSSS!!!!!!

Pingyen: Don’t forget what the instructor told us about UREX…

Wang Kwan: Urex can really help to prevent sandfly bites and itches. Also when you aply Urex it prevents sandfly eggs from hatching, therefore UREX prevents family (with a play on the word DUREX).

Wendy: Also remember the time it rained and we had to sleep in MPH?

Wang Kwan: eh Zac where you going?
Zac: change into wet attire and swimming trunks.
Wang Kwan: huh? What for you change?
Zac: You got see what happened to our tents?
Wang Kwan: no? what happened?
Zac: cause… it rained so hard that our tents flooded, so tonight must wear swimming trunks to sleep in swimming pool mah…

Haozee: aside from all this, we learnt stuff like being responsible, having respect, teamwork. It was really fun.

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